The football president of Unseen University Academicals Mustrum Ridcully has accused opponent team Ankh Morpork United of cheating at the final match.
“I think we can agree that no man can get as big as certain members of Ankh Morpork United without ingesting some sort of function-augmentation chemicals,” Mr Ridcully said yesterday.
Mr Ridcully who spoke at the annual awards night at the pub “The Mended Drum” gave the award for the best and fairest football player of the Unseen University Academicals to Trev Likely.
“Trev played with fortitude and skill. Without him we would have no team at all,” Mr Ridcully said.